Thursday, July 30, 2009

Laugh for today!!!

Pants and Panties Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here, you try on mine.' Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.

Money Saving Mama in Michigan giveaway!

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Box of Trix Swirls

A Tie-dyed colorful apron

A set of watercolor pencilsWatercolor paints & extra paintbrushes

A Trix Sketch book


A Trix Art Supply box

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

~~~Coupon Dad~~~ Give a way!

Giveaway for a $100 Wal-Mart Gift Card Sponsored by Mr. Rebates!
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Monday, July 27, 2009


A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches... 2. There are no dental records.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up..
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'Joe: 'Really?' Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'
A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. 'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,
'Well, she's there'

Saturday, July 25, 2009

~~Giveaway from A High And Noble Calling~~

A High And Noble Calling is giving away 2 gift baskets of the above

Chic Stationary Sets!

Follow this link to get in on the action!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

~~~Clipper Girl teams up with Skin Free~~~

Clipper Girl has teamed up with Skin Free
for a review and give-a-way!
Check her out and see how you can enter!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

~~~~Carolina Pad Review & Giveaway~~~~

Go to or click on the Frugal Plus button on my side to enter.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

~~~~~Feed the Pig~~~~~

Riding with no hands is having another give-a-way!
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Coupon Barnyard give-a-way from Rachlea

Rachlea from The Coupon Barnyard is having a drawing for a
$20.00 gift card from Wal-Mart.
Check her out at:

Saturday, July 11, 2009

~~~~~~~~Cool site~~~~~~~~

I just found the coolest site, it is all about parties...

House parties, you submit an application to win a party.

I just entered the Lunchables house party and if I win I

will have it at my son's school.

Here is a link if you are interested:

Thursday, July 9, 2009

BlogHer Reviewers try Smartfood and Give You 10 Chances to Win $100!

OK! This is how I see it..
(she kind of even looks like me, huh?)
Is heading up this awsome GIVE-A-Way!
The link above and the 8 following links are ways you can enter.
What do you have to lose? My mom eats the SmartFood popcorn clusters and LOVES them.
I have enjoyed looking at all of the following sites and entering in their giveaways for the $100.
Trust me, I could use it. CJ's Birthday is the 24th and even though I have
already given him his gift, I would like to get him something else. Or there is
the major Growth Spurt he has had in the past few months I could use the money for him
some school clothes. Trust me, I could find many ways to spend it.
Good Luck, and if I don't win, I hope you do!

~~SmartFood~~ Oh! How Lovely! {Reviews}

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A Little Piece of Product Reviews

From the words of Ashley
~Smartfood offers just the right characteristics in a popcorn snack that make this girl happy!~

This give a way comes from ~StyleStar~

SmartFood for Smart Women
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Words from Style-ish Reviews

Smartfood is the snack for women who want to indulge without feeling guilty.

This one is with The Young and Relentless

another chance for Smartfood

Another chance to enter from Makes Quads Happy

Jen & the Crew (I am guessing her QUADRUPLET BOYS)
Better her than me! Actually, she may need the $100. gift card more...

This one is from Rhi in Pink

SmartFood is giving one lucky reader a $100 Visa Gift Card! To enter, leave her a comment at the link below on “How do you celebrate girls’ night in?”
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Smartfood giveaway

Smartfood is Yum for the Afternoon Snack!
(Plus 8 chances to win a $100 Visa gift card!)
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Monday, July 6, 2009

The Scott Common Sense Community (giveaway)

Riding with no hands has teamed up with Scott Common Sense to giveaway one $50 Visa Gift Card register to win at:

~~~~~Riding with no hands Give-a-way~~~~~

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

^^^^^^^^^^Hump Day Giveaway ^^^^^^^^^^

Digital Photo Frame Keychain
Giveaway Guidelines
*One entry per person (unless otherwise noted)
*Form must be filled out completely to be considered.
*Giveaway is open to US residents only.
*Winner will be announced Saturday July 4th, 2009. Winner will be notified via provided email address and have 48 hours to respond. After 48 hours, a new winner will be chosen
(no exceptions)
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on my button list.